So the powers that be asked us to show off our taste in guys eh? Is this where people are supposed to post photos of your stereotypical beefed-up jock with a 9-inch dick? I don't know about you but you can have your cake identi-kit 6-foot something something muscle mary and eat it. I'll pass.

To be quite honest, my taste in men is quite... weird. I know many of us want pretty faces and nice bodies alright but how many of us do restrict ourselves to a "specific" type? A lot actually, but as far as I'm concerned, I don't... and I try not to. It's difficult to define WHO is the hottest guy out there based on their looks, their personality or both.




I've been with far too many guys over the years with looks that range from the supremely good-looking to what people might consider as downright offensive. My first boyfriend, for instance, was 5'10 and he weighed 180 pounds. We were only 17 at the time and man he was so fat I could've easily turned his boxer shorts into a tube dress. I even made him wax his back because he was a hairy mother fucker.

But I loved him dearly. In fact, he's the only one I've ever loved so intensely -- our relationship lasted a year and 8 months. To this date, I haven't found anyone who could parallel my experiences and what I've felt for the guy.

Over the years I've flitted from one guy to the next and again, everyone's different from each other. Some were absolute stunners while some were complete charity cases. But at that time, in my eyes and in my heart, they were totally HOT.

What I find attractive (and what I end up getting) also changed drastically over time. When I was in my teens, I try to find the usual fellow twink but I mostly end up with old bastards in their late 20s and 30s. Now that I'm in my.... well, hahaha. Let's just say these days, I'm looking for someone a little older (I SAID A LITTLE) than me and a little more experienced than me. However, the only guys who find me attractive and interesting are young ones. By young meaning YOUNG.

Enough about types and more about "HOT".

I know I could easily go to a fashion model forum and try to dig up a picture of my favourite fashion male model. Case in point, Terron Wood.


On the outside, he's got everything I want in a guy. He's tall, he's fit, he's got beautiful eyes, a nice smile, blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. Overall, he's HOT. Super hot. Visually hot.

But how can you tell if one is REALLY hot unless you've touched it?

Hotness, to me, is a sensation.

I have to fully feel... experience something/someone for myself before I can pass judgment because there's always more than what meets the eye.

However, in my opinion, the hottest guy on the face of the planet (and this has nothing to do with attractiveness), is...


MY DAD!


Photo taken back in the 70s. The hair!!! OMG the hair!!!

The amount of shit I put him through over the years and for him to (still) love me unconditionally, liver spots, gut, gray hair, warts and all, is definitely worthy of him being HOT.

I love you all!

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