I almost had a coronary when we were asked to take photos of ourselves wearing orange. I know I could strip down to my birthday suit and use a huge-ass orange (as in the fruit) to cover my cock and balls but I'm no cheap trick; we sophisticated ladies like to keep our clothes on, thank you very much. The thing is, I don't have a lot of orange pieces in my closet -- just a few basics such as a shirt, shorts, a sweater, whatever. I don't know about you but orange is probably the least flattering colour EVER. At least on me.

If you look closely, I think you can see a cameltoe. I love a good ol' cock and ball torture AND keep it within the realms of vanilla.

Now you see it, now you don't.

Crotch shots are so not lady-like. Leave it for sluts. I have a reputation to keep, thanks very much. LOL.

Whenever I post pictures of myself on my blog, people always react... or ask questions, especially the new readers. I think it's all good. I get questions like "who takes your pictures?" or "what on earth are you thinking?" or "why do you have to take lots of pictures?". Some people even demand new pictures every day. A lot of folk don't understand it takes a lot of work... I mean, it's easy and all (and I love it... it's fun) but the effort to go out there with a cute outfit, take snaps, crop the pictures, etc is crazy. I wish it was just as easy as taking a few pictures and posting them online but it's not. Also, I'm not photogenic. I may love the camera but the camera doesn't love me, so there. With a mug like mine, I have to take a dozen or so pictures before finding THE right shot... and sometimes, I don't even get THE right shot at all, especially on a bad day.

Case in point:

Sometimes, the pictures are so hideous -- the poses are all wrong or my limbs look disproportioned (legs too short, arms too long, arms too short, legs too long, etc) or worse, I look fat. What am I gonna do, post a half-arsed mediocre pic? Look at this photo for example. I don't know what's scarier... is it the outfit or the stare?

And to be quite honest, that photo is the best one out of the entire set... and I got that shot the first time I tried it. The rest are just plain ol' horrible.


So yeah.

It happens ALL the time. Whenever I take pictures of myself, I don't take 1 or 2 lousy pictures. I take a hundred or so. Hahaha! I swear to god, I must have at least 40,000-50,000 pictures of myself in my computer but only a few thousand or so make it online. It's fun though. At the end of the day, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What you think is nice might be shitty with someone else and vice-versa. But who cares? Pictures, to me, are like memories, so even if they're shitty they say a lot of things. When I get older, like 80 years old, I want to look back at memories of me when I was young, fugly mug shots and all, and say "oh wow, so this is how I looked when I was younger."

I love you all, as always!



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