Gay Bloggies

Phew, what a challenge tabulating the points! My poochie lil brain has got the workout for this week. And it looks like our contestants got their brain massaged too. I'm sure you guys are anxious to find out not only who got the boot, but more importantly, how each of our students fared. Without further ado, here's their report card for Challenge 5:

Craig (Puntabulous) ---> +9 (Woot! We have a scholar in the house! And looks like he's popular with his peers too!)

D. Michael (CitizenDangerX) & Fausto Fernós (Feast of Fools) ---> +7 (Mike, looks like boarding school taught you well! Fausto, very detailed work. Impressive!)

Ernie (Little. Yellow. Different.) ---> +5 (Keep up with the great work and sorry about putting you through those speedos!)

Bryanboy (Bryanboy) ---> +3 (Internet Wayback Machine? You deserve bonus points!)

Frank (omg blog) ---> +1 (You did fine if not for those boot off votes cos they see you as a threat!)

Chris (About A Boy and His Briefs) ---> -3 (Gotta start paying more attention to the women, boy!)

Dan Renzi (How Was Your Day, Dan?) ---> -22 (!!!! The principal will like to see you in his office.)

So there you have it. Dan Renzi gets the boot this round for playing truant and staying home to watch TV. Bye Dan, thanks for your participation and for speaking on The Derek and Romaine Show.

To the other contestants, thanks for your sporting spirit. On with Challenge 6!

Jesus mother of god. My head hurts from trying to figure out all the answers. Well, it's 3:55AM on a Sunday, I'm dying from chronic boredom and I've got nothing to do so...

Answer 1: In 2003, Perez was 36 and Hilton was 9. That makes it 4 years ago. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 2. Melanie Griffith [YIPEEE!]

Answer 3. Sweden and Lebanon [YIPEEE!]

Answer 4: 11 squares [YIPEEE!]

Answer 5: QueerClick was registered on July 1, 2004 which technically makes it 3 years and 4 months. However, if you look at the Internet Wayback Machine, the folks at Queerclick first launched their site around September 2004.

However, we all know gays like to shed off a few months (or worse, years) off their age. QueerClick celebrates its birthday on the month of October so let's tag QC as 3 years and 1 month old. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 6: Towleroad [YIPEEE!]

Answer 7: Buck Angel? No? Buck Angel on a sybian? No? What about Britney Spears? [WHOOPS!]

Answer 8: 19 Sponsors. Aussie Bum, Sean Cody and Famous Males [YIPEEE!]

Answer 9: According to their online store there's 11 styles (Freshhh Break, Eden, Graffiti, Latte, Mustang, Starlight, Daydream, Sunset, Paradise, Liquid and Island) But if you google, you'll also find Freshhh Swim Tropics. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 10: Tough choice. It's a toss between [Name removed to protect the innocent] and [Name removed to protect the innocent]. Both ladies have their own following which make the rest of the contestants look amateur. If I were to make a choice I would say [Name removed to protect the innocent].

Okay... so maybe getting good marks on this test won't get me into Mensa... but maybe the next round?!

Answer 1: 4 years ago [YIPEEE!]

Answer 2: Melanie Griffith [YIPEEE!]

Answer 3: Sweden and Lebanon [YIPEEE!]

Answer 4: 11 [YIPEEE!]

Answer 5: 3 years and 1 month [YIPEEE!]

Answer 6: BRYANBOY [WHOOPS!]

Answer 7: Jessica Simpson [YIPEEE!]

Answer 8: 19 (AussieBum, Sean Cody, Ruggerbugger) [YIPEEE!]

Answer 9: 11 [YIPEEE!]

How did I do???

Just a reminder... if I win the 1st or 2nd prize, I will be donating 50% of the post-tax cash prize amount to charity. (25% to the American Lung Association, 25% to AMFAR, The Foundation for AIDS Research.) If I win any other cash prize I will be donating the full amount to the American Lung Association.

Not voting for me is like giving a thumbs-up to cancer and AIDS. You aren't THAT evil... are you?

P.S. (just for Toby!) Answer 10: [Name removed to protect the innocent]

Answer 1: Four. (Four years ago Perez was 36 and Hilton was 9, which made Perez four times as old as Hilton) [YIPEEE!]

Answer 2: Melanie Griffith.(Creates the anagram: RIGHT FEE IN A FILM) [YIPEEE!]

Answer 3: Sweden and Lebanon are hidden in the statement:
"In the United NationS WE DENounce the wholesaLE BAN ON atomic weapons." [YIPEEE!]

Answer 4: There are eleven cubes.
(5 small ones, one large one, 4 cubes composed of three objects and one cube composed of four smaller cubes) [YIPEEE!]

Answer 5: On Saturday November, 24, 2007, Queer Click is 3 years, 4 months and 24 days.
(Queer Click's domain according to Network Solutions was registered on July 1, 2004. If it existed before, it wasn't under the domain name) [YIPEEE!]

Answer 6: Andy Towle of Towleroad blog was the 2006 winner for "Best Personality" for the Gay Bloggies. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 7: The female celebrity that has made the most appearances on Queer Click is:
Jessica Simpson, or more precisely her mouth!

Other appearances:
David Beckham's Bulge
Chris Vance Prison Break Bulge
[YIPEEE! First one to get it right, impressive!]

Answer 8: Here are three 2007 Sponsors for Gay Bloggies: Sean Cody, Randy Blue and Aussie Bum. [WHOOPS! Missed out the first part of the question]

Answer 9: AussieBum's online store has 11 different designs under the Freshhh lyrca swimwear line. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 10: [Name removed to protect the innocent]

Answer 1: 4 years ago. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 2: Melanie Griffith. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 3: Sweden and Lebanon. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 4: 10. [WHOOPS!]

Answer 5: 3 years and 1 month. and happy birthday. [YIPEEE! & Thanks!]

Answer 6: Towleroad. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 7: My first guess is none. But Paris Hilton. I guess. I really don't have any bloody clue. I don't look at the women. [WHOOPS!]

Answer 8: Aussiebum. Sean Cody. Randy Blue. [WHOOPS! You left out the first part of the question!]

Answer 9: Just the 1. Break. [WHOOPS!]

Answer 10: [Name removed to protect the innocent]

ANSWER 1: 4 years ago [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 2: Melanie Griffith [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 3: Sweden and Lebanon [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 4: 11 [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 5: 3 years and 2 months [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 6: Puntabulous was nominated but lost graciously to the far superior Towleroad [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 7: Jessica Simpson [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 8: 19, Sean Cody, Randy Blue, First Auditions [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 9: 11 [YIPEEE!]

ANSWER 10: [Name removed to protect the innocent]

Thankfully, most Asians speak fluently in math. What.

Answer 1: Perez = P = 40
Hilton = H = 13
P - X = 4 ( H - X )
40 - X = 4 ( 13 - X )
40 - X = 52 - 4X
3X = 12
X = 4
4 years ago. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 2: MELANIE GRIFFITH [YIPEEE!]

Answer 3: Sweden, Lebanon. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 4: 1x1 = 5
2x2 = 5
3x3 = 1 [YIPEEE!]

Answer 5: Queerclick = The first posts started in October 7, 2004. As it's November 2007 now, Queerclick has been around for 3 years and 1 month. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 6: Towleroad [YIPEEE!]

Answer 7: Jeez, I don't know. Britney Spears? [WHOOPS!]

Answer 8: 19 Sponsors.
SeanCody.com
AussieBum
Focus on the Family. Just kidding. RandyBlue. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 9: There are NINE different designs underneath aussieBum's "freshhh" range. Congrats, this is the first and last time you'll see me browsing a speedo website with this much detail. [WHOOPS!]

Answer 10: What is this, Survivor? Okay, fine. From a purely strategic point of view, my vote is for [Name removed to protect the innocent]. Nothing personal.

Answer 1: 4 years ago [YIPEEE!]

Answer 2: Melanie Griffith [YIPEEE!]

Answer 3: Lebanon & Sweden [YIPEEE!]

Answer 4: 10 [WHOOPS!]

Answer 5: 3 years, 1.5 months. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 6: Towleroad [YIPEEE!]

Answer 7: Madonna [WHOOPS!]

Answer 8: 19. Aussiebum, Sean Cody, Randy Blue. [YIPEEE!]

Answer 9: 11 [YIPEEE!]

Answer 10: [Name removed to protect the innocent]

We're making a quick trip back to school for this one! Ten Questions to test our boys' basic arithmetic, problem-solving, and snoopin' skills.

Question 1:

Perez is 40 this year, and Hilton is 13. How many years ago was Perez 4 times as old as Hilton?

Question 2:

Rearrange the letters of the following phrase to form the name of a celebrity:

RIGHT FEE IN A FILM

Question 3:

The sentence below contains the names of two countries which are hidden. Spot the countries.

"In the United Nations we denounce the wholesale ban on atomic weapons."

Question 4:

How many different squares can be found in the shape shown in the illustration?

Question 5:

How old is QueerClick? (In Years and Months Please).

Question 6:

Who was the winner for last year's Gay Bloggies Best Personality Award?

Question 7:

Which female celebrity has the most number of appearances on QC?

Question 8:

How many sponsors are there for this year's Gay Bloggies? Name any three.

Question 9:

This is aussieBum's latest release "Break" under their Lycra hipsters range "freshhh". How many different designs are there under this range?

Question 10:

Who would you like to see booted off at the end of this Challenge?

Please take note that this will NOT be a voting round. It will instead be based on Points Tally System:

Each correct answer gets 1 point
Each wrong answer gets -1 point
Answer to last question will NOT be posted. Whoever gets mentioned will get -2.
Last blogger to submit entry gets -2.

Good luck to all contestants!