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Good Thursday to you all!

It's that time again... to say goodbye to one of our awesome bloggers.

Challenge 7: Hottest Guy On Planet Earth

The Bottom 3, in no particular order:

Fausto, Feast of Fools
Ernie, Little Yellow Different
D.Michael, CitizenDangerX

Lowest votes went to:
Ernie, Little Yellow Different

Ernie we are sad to see you go, but hope you keep watching and rooting for your favorite blogger. Your Marker Porno Flick shall remain a GB2007 highlight. We will be in touch with your prize info soon!

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Share with us who you think is the Hottest Guy on Planet Earth. Go all out to convince us.

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The hottest dude on planet Earth!? I have to choose ONE!?

Well... I guess it could be...

chris_evans

but then again...

David

pretty hot, right? Oh... but there's also...

Gary

mocha choco-latta ya ya! Oooooh... but wait!...

Jesse

Vrooom! That's one dude I'd ride "bitch" for. Oh... yeah, and...

Jake

Swoon. La Jake is mon amour. Oh, except ...

Eric

Nothing ugly about him! But if we are talking about really manly...

Jodie

Whoa. Testosterone overload!

None of these choices are really THE hottest guy, though.

In my opinion, being the hottest guy is about more than just good looks, killer body or a deep, sexy voice (talking to you there Jodie!) To me, sexy is about intelligence, integrity, being brave, being kind and striving to make the world better in some way.

My pick for the hottest guy on planet Earth would be:

ANDREW

I know, trust me, I KNOW! I need to get over it already!

I have had a huge crush on Andrew ever since the first time we met. And while the whole "dating" thing didn't work out, I retain an amazing amount of affection and admiration for him.

I truly DO think he's the sexiest guy on the planet and here are some reasons you should too:

1. Did you look at those photos? DANG!

2. He's a genius. Or damn close. He's on his way to a PhD. (And then a Nobel Prize.)

3. So sweet and funny it gives you a toothache and a pain in your side.

4. Last year he worked to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS issues in Africa and took a trek to Kenya to volunteer his time to the effort.

5. He's a total nerd. (Who doesn't love a hot nerd?)

6. Andrew is an awesome friend, a great listener, not judgmental and totally compassionate.

7. If he melted my cold, hard, withered heart - imagine what he could do to you!

My favorite part is that he is probably gonna be something close to furious at me for casting this spotlight on him, but I don't give a shit. It's time someone made it loud and clear to everyone... Andrew is amazing. (And last I heard he was single too!)

Are YOU smitten yet?

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Hello again! Craig from Puntabulous here! Let's get this party started!

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You want to know who I think the hottest person in the world is? Fine I will tell you.

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Please hold your applause and "whoops" of approval until the end.

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Huzzah! Me! I am the the hottest person in the world!

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Your deafening silence perplexes me. Must I prove my supreme hotness to you?

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Fine! I have two words for you: Purple Argyle. Done! Thank you very much!

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Wait. You're still staring blankly at your computer screen. You still don't believe me? Ugh!

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But I look so awesome in a towel!

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Wait...no...I'm thinking of Jamie Bamber.

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Check out these abs of steel!

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Plus I have that whole geeky/sexy thing going on. I mean, who else would own Voltron on DVD?

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And penises love me! Isn't that correct, Mr. Dickhead?

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That's correct, you fine specimen of man flesh you! And you're amazing in bed!

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Yes, Mr. Dickhead. Quite amazing.

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Okay fine, it's Jamie Bamber from Battlestar Galactica. But I'm totally a close second!

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Because I wasn't feeling well yesterday and a Thanksgiving dinner with some college friends tonight, I technically have only thirty minutes to write this blog post. Fuck. (Also, dear college friends: Thanksgiving dinner? Now? In December? Really?) So I apologize if this blog post seems rushed, because it totally is.

"Share with us who you think is the Hottest Guy on Planet Earth. Go all out to convince us."

You know, this isn't going to help the impression that people think I'm not gay, but I've never really thought about it. Don't get me wrong, I think a lot of guys are hot, but it's not like I keep a running Billboard 100 chart of hot guys running in my head. Physically, I'm more attracted to huskier, stockier or more muscular guys. As far as porn stars, there's Waus Heston, but now he's dead and that would just be the biggest buzzkill if I blogged about a dead guy. Jim from popular gay blog Jockohomo is ridiculously hot, both in terms of his big arms and design aesthetic. (I do find myself wanting to hang myself after reading his blog, though, mostly because I'm not cool as him. Or as hot.)

That being said, a sense of humor and instant geek or pop culture credibility go for for me. I've had crushes on a straight former co-worker after we made fun of each other for three hours, then told me about his hacked Nintendo DS. (Hi Matt, if you ever read this.)

So, with tongue kind-of-but-not-really planted in cheek, I think the Hottest Guy on Planet Earth is Alex Albrecht, formerly of The Screen Savers and host the podcast show Diggnation. (Yes, that image above WOULD be of Alex, stolen from ValleyWag. Yes, he does look like Jason Bateman with LA hair and a double chin.) Why? Well, for the reasons posted above: previously worked in a tech company, has a slightly off-kilter sense of humor, and from all the time doing live television I'm sure we could conversate about something. (He even had a podcast about Star Wars Galaxies! Although that could be a minus.) Sure, hey maybe not porn hot, but - who am I kidding - I'd probably still hit it, even if he didn't have the geek background.

I realize that the four gay geeks reading this website are falling out of their chairs right now, and everyone else has no idea who or what I'm talking about. The editors of QueerClick will be thrilled about this blog post inevitably be posted on digg.com, then horrified when they find the sheer number of "lol fag" comments.

Everyone wins! Except for my credibility.

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Marc's shoeWho is the hottest man on the planet earth? Who should I pick for this Gay Bloggies challenge? There are so many hunks... I asked my husband Marc Felion and the next thing I felt was his shoe hitting the back of my head.

When I asked him why he hit me with his shoe, he hit me again with his other shoe. "Ow! What was that for?" I turned around, he gave me that look, I KNEW what my answer had to be.

Seriously though, Marc is the sexiest man alive. Please don't hit me Marc! I don't date ugly and Marc is such a handsome man. His deep voice betrays a vulnerable passion that resonates with me and our listeners, seducing anyone he meets instantly.

His gentle charm disguises his rebellious Catholic school upbringings and I'm often surprised by the hilarious jokes he comes up with. Of all the men I've been with, and I've been with a lot, he's the sexiest by far.

He's a great lover, the kind of man you want to kiss and kiss and then kiss some more until the dawn comes and the birds start chirping. I met Marc in a seedy bar in Chicago where men cruised each other hard and beers were a dollar. I had asked him "Say, don't I know you from the Internet?" I could have sworn this was the guy I was working on AOL the night before. It was 1999 and Marc was mortified that I thought we were cruising each other online. What a geeky pick-up line he thought!

Marc smiled and said it wasn't him but offered me a drink. We talked and kissed and I took him home. Little did he realize because of the dark bar lighting that my hair was colored by Jo-Jo, the famous Chicago club kid who did Dennis Rodman's hair at the time. I had blue, red and green hair with black leopard spots.

Over the summer, Marc and I dated and I knew my fate had been sealed. Today we work and play together and every day I find him to be hotter and hotter.

He's my "number one" and I love the journey that is our daily talk show, the Feast of Fools. Just for fun, here is a wallpaper photo-montage I made of photos of Marc Felion:
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I may be married, but I am far from being dead. One of the most thrilling aspects of doing our daily talk show is knowing that we have a large and sexy audience listening to our shows every day. Any time I feel like throwing in the towel I imagine these sexy mo-fo's wearing a towel and that keeps be going on strong.

Here's is a short list and by no means the only hot men who listen and watch our shows:

Yves from New York City, USA:
Yves!

Tom from London, England:
Tom from England

Luis from Hollywood, USA:
Luis from Hollywood

Sid from San Francisco, USA:
Sid from San Francisco

Maurice from Berlin, Germany:
Maurice from Berlin

Andreas from Malmo, Sweden:
Andreas from Sweden

2qt2bst8 from Hong Kong:
2qt2bst8 from Hong Kong

Jonathan from Los Angeles, USA:
Jonathan from Los Angeles

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There is nothing more attractive to me in a man than self-love, and my Gay Bloggie competitor Bryanboy has far more than your average 17-year-old.

His boundless confidence lets him strike a perfect pose every time, whether it's with a handbag...

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Or a hot dog...

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Or a toilet...

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And he's never afraid to face the camera, even at the most embarrassing moments...

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But before you go and vote for Bryanboy and all his hottest-on-planet-Earthness, I ask you to consider one thing: Do you think it's fair for one person to possess not only beauty and youth, but a $2500 cash prize as well?

I didn't think so!

On !! omg blog !! you can find whatever man you think is the hottest on planet Earth, and he'll be naked! Isn't that worth a thumbs up?

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So the powers that be asked us to show off our taste in guys eh? Is this where people are supposed to post photos of your stereotypical beefed-up jock with a 9-inch dick? I don't know about you but you can have your cake identi-kit 6-foot something something muscle mary and eat it. I'll pass.

To be quite honest, my taste in men is quite... weird. I know many of us want pretty faces and nice bodies alright but how many of us do restrict ourselves to a "specific" type? A lot actually, but as far as I'm concerned, I don't... and I try not to. It's difficult to define WHO is the hottest guy out there based on their looks, their personality or both.




I've been with far too many guys over the years with looks that range from the supremely good-looking to what people might consider as downright offensive. My first boyfriend, for instance, was 5'10 and he weighed 180 pounds. We were only 17 at the time and man he was so fat I could've easily turned his boxer shorts into a tube dress. I even made him wax his back because he was a hairy mother fucker.

But I loved him dearly. In fact, he's the only one I've ever loved so intensely -- our relationship lasted a year and 8 months. To this date, I haven't found anyone who could parallel my experiences and what I've felt for the guy.

Over the years I've flitted from one guy to the next and again, everyone's different from each other. Some were absolute stunners while some were complete charity cases. But at that time, in my eyes and in my heart, they were totally HOT.

What I find attractive (and what I end up getting) also changed drastically over time. When I was in my teens, I try to find the usual fellow twink but I mostly end up with old bastards in their late 20s and 30s. Now that I'm in my.... well, hahaha. Let's just say these days, I'm looking for someone a little older (I SAID A LITTLE) than me and a little more experienced than me. However, the only guys who find me attractive and interesting are young ones. By young meaning YOUNG.

Enough about types and more about "HOT".

I know I could easily go to a fashion model forum and try to dig up a picture of my favourite fashion male model. Case in point, Terron Wood.


On the outside, he's got everything I want in a guy. He's tall, he's fit, he's got beautiful eyes, a nice smile, blah blah blah yaddi yaddi yadda. Overall, he's HOT. Super hot. Visually hot.

But how can you tell if one is REALLY hot unless you've touched it?

Hotness, to me, is a sensation.

I have to fully feel... experience something/someone for myself before I can pass judgment because there's always more than what meets the eye.

However, in my opinion, the hottest guy on the face of the planet (and this has nothing to do with attractiveness), is...


MY DAD!


Photo taken back in the 70s. The hair!!! OMG the hair!!!

The amount of shit I put him through over the years and for him to (still) love me unconditionally, liver spots, gut, gray hair, warts and all, is definitely worthy of him being HOT.

I love you all!

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