i am a man. a homebody. an artist. a wood rabbit. a writer. an intellectual stoner. a father. an enigma. an aries. a pessimistic optimist. a friend. a son. a sexy wonk. a consumer. a homosexual. a great kisser. a gippie/gippy. a romantic. a mommas boy. an idealist. a gardener. an older brother. a student. a knitter. an adventurer. a bitch. a sculptor. a jester. an obsessive compulsive. a bibliophile. a hiker. an innocent. a dork. a sun (and sin) enthusiast. a naturalist. a yogi. an excon. a cynic. a tease. an uncle. a lover. a teacher. a superhero. a geek. a devil. a dreamer. a saint. a sinner. a homebody. a walking contradiction. a procrastinator. a good deed doer. an individual. a firstborn. a fighter.

you know this. and a good deal more. at least you would if you read about a boy and his briefs. and if you don’t read my blog. there is still hope for you. fire. brimstone. and damnation can be avoided. unless you are into that kind of shit. but because youre reading this. ive at least grabbed your attention. whether by words. or flesh. or a combination of both.


i was born and raised in central illinois. and if you say it with a french accent it sounds much more exotic. the oldest of 4. i lived there until i just couldn’t take it any more. 23 years. and then moved to the big city. country mouse heads to the city. new york city. i gave myself 5 years. and ive been here 11 years this april. i have a love. like. hate. relationship with it. but i love my blog. and its 1 and a half years old. a mere baby. and was started to vent. entertain. inform. and bring a smile to the face of any 1 who happened by. and i will continue doing so even if i don’t win.

but it sure would be nice.

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