Hello again! Craig from Puntabulous here! Let's get this party started!

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You want to know who I think the hottest person in the world is? Fine I will tell you.

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Please hold your applause and "whoops" of approval until the end.

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Huzzah! Me! I am the the hottest person in the world!

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Your deafening silence perplexes me. Must I prove my supreme hotness to you?

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Fine! I have two words for you: Purple Argyle. Done! Thank you very much!

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Wait. You're still staring blankly at your computer screen. You still don't believe me? Ugh!

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But I look so awesome in a towel!

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Wait...no...I'm thinking of Jamie Bamber.

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Check out these abs of steel!

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Plus I have that whole geeky/sexy thing going on. I mean, who else would own Voltron on DVD?

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And penises love me! Isn't that correct, Mr. Dickhead?

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That's correct, you fine specimen of man flesh you! And you're amazing in bed!

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Yes, Mr. Dickhead. Quite amazing.

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Okay fine, it's Jamie Bamber from Battlestar Galactica. But I'm totally a close second!

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