Hello again! Craig from Puntabulous here! If you know which classic episode of a beloved TV series the title of this post is referring to, you should just skip down to the bottom of this post and click the THUMBS UP button because we're totally best friends. If not, continue reading:
Go Craig! Go!
Honey! I'm home!
Well hello Natalie Portman, my wife!
What are you doing sweetie?
I'm watching the voting tallies for the Gay Bloggies!
Um, you're a moron. And that's a MagnaDoodle.
Yeah, I know. I was gonna use the Hungry Hungry Hippos until Felice ate all the marbles.
Bad dinosaur!
Where are we anyway? This doesn't look like your shitty blog.
That's because this isn't my shitty blog. We're at the Gay Bloggies website. See?
Wow! It's like, all professional and shit. They even have sponsors! And advertisements!
I know, right? Check out that Aussiebum guy! Dayum!
How come we don't have sponsors and advertisements on our website?
Well you see...
Lights please...
I think blogging should be about sharing your thoughts with the world. Trying to get people to laugh, even if no one thinks you're all that funny. Informing them of what's happening on our planet that has no other way of reaching their lives. Teaching them something new, whether it's a new word or life experience they may never have to endure. Letting people know that they're not alone. Or brightening their day, even if it's just a little bit. It shouldn't be about making money, or corporate sponsors, or selling T-shirts.
Are you sure it's not because no one wants to sponsor your crappy website?
Well duh, that too, but I still think all that other shit I said is true.
And you aren't savvy enough to get sponsors or computer literate enough to add advertisements.
Okay! Okay! I get it!
And you're ugly!
Well folks, I guess that's all from me at the Gay Bloggies. It's been a blast! I hope you've enjoyed reading my entries as much as I've enjoyed sharing them with you. It's been an honor to be included in this fierce (both in the cougar and the Tyra meaning of the word) competition and to have made it this far. Remember, a vote for me is a vote for the little guy!
I like the way you're looking at the little Aussiebum guy. Good luck!!
"Hiya Doc. What's cookin'?"
"Y'know, I had some trouble getting through. Where's Captain Picard?"
"He's on ice."
"Pardon?"
"He's being grilled."
"What is he, a fish?"
- Data and Dr. Crusher
I'm happy that you've made it this far, and I really hope you win. You're the funniest blogger I've ever come across and the cutout of little Miss Hershlag makes me and all my friends laugh.
Go get 'em tiger!
Fingers crossed!
GO CRAIG! :-) Win one for the little guy bloggers everywhere!
Go Craig!
Aww, I adore Natalie Portman, your wife. I was hoping she'd make a leap over to the Gay Bloggies at some point.
I've been reading Puntabulous for over a year now and, of course, voting for you here all along. Good luck! You'll always be a winner in my heart. (Although I think Felice is the real winner here. All the cameos! I think Natalie Portman, your wife, might be getting a little jealous.)
I came here to support Frank (which I did, Frank) but I am adding your blog to my blogosphere readings. You made me lol out loud for real. :)
yeah, it's a vote for your little guy alright.
Helm, take us out of orbit. And Mr. La Forge?"
"Yes sir?"
(with gangster accent) "Step on it."
- Picard and La Forge
Go craig - best of luck in the comp
Pah, the little guy... you're like 12'6" as best I can tell.
Yay! Natalie Portman, magna-doodle and Felice the orange dinosaur all in the same post. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, much like Felice I suspect. Fingers crossed :-)
I only found your blog very recently, but I like it. I've had fun following your adventures through the Gay Bloggies.
However, I don't understand the thing about Natalie Portman being your wife. I was under the distinct impression that you aren't about finding a "wife" in the traditional sense of the word. Hence the GAY bloggies!? But you and she make an adorable couple, though she seems somewhat too two-dimentional for someone as fabulous as you. ;-)
Like yourself much?
Since I knew the Big Goodbye reference (LOVE it when Crusher eats the gums instead of just chews it), I knew we were friends and voted thumbs up just like you said. Then i read the post, and wished I could have voted for it again, cause it's funny, Puntabulously funny!
And Natalie Portman, Your Wife, is SO wrong, you are not at ALL ugly.
HUGS...
Especially loved the aussiebum and his, er, assets! Fun post, as always - how can you go wrong, being married to Natalie Portman?
PS - thanks for the blogroll inclusion - I am very honored to be a part of the shenanigans.
you're awesome Craig! the world has enough media endorsed "representatives" out there, taking advertisers' money, pimping gay dating sites, being the gay chicago ideal, etc. (yawn...fine, we all know he's a fabulous success story with a boyfriend and paid endorsements, now shut up already!)...give me a man who's real. give me a man who's funny and makes me laugh each day. give me a man who's a dork. that's what i want, and I'm a real person, not a pretend person. Good luck!
Okay, so, while my blog-heart belongs to Frank, I have to say that I officially have a crush on you and will lay awake tonight wondering how to seduce you...
I have to be honest and say that I came to this contest to support another contestant, but I have to say you have swayed me to your side. I have to say your entries were the most entertaining. I'm cheering for you! Huzzah for the little guy!
Go Craig, Go!
cry baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this competition is like school!
how mush time didi you really put into IT!
thumb DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you rock! did i say that already?? *votes*
I've long since declared you the hands down winner. You are consistently funny, damn cute, and you've had me on your blog as a guest.
That last one is totally the best way to get me in your good graces.
Long live Craig! :)
No one deserves to win more than you because all your blogs do fulfill those criteria you set. You enlighten, entertain, brighten day and make a better world! Go get 'em!
Craig - still here voting for you!
And I think a vote from the straight girl should count for like a gazillion votes in the Gay Bloggies - don't you?
great job, craig. loved this!
good luck in the contest.
(hey, do me a favor and tell natalie i said hi. give her a kiss for me, also.)
xoxo
I wasnt a fan before but now after reading your posts you have a new one!
gah! u are so funny! Go Craig!
I've gotten to know your blog through here. Have been an OMG fan, but am slowly turning into a puntabulous fan as well.
So I was going to do a thumbs down in favor of Frank, but after reading your post I have decided not to.
Good luck!
Oh snapz! I was all about being on Franks side during these gaybloggies, but stud we have to face it ... his just didnt compare with yours during these last few rounds ...
and if i totally were to make the move to the east coast, i think we would be bff's and id bring my magnadoodle with me ...ohhhhhhhyyyyeaaaaaaaahhhhh
THOSE damn Hungry hungry hippos!! They lose their marbles everywhere! What is the deal??? They EAT them, but never seem to POOP! Whats up with that? and the NOISE they generate while tossing the marbles back and forth! I personally when tossing my marbles TRY and do it quietly. One doesn't want an audience when tossing one's marbles. Unless...Craig were there to hold one's locks out of the way.
THUMBS UP ....
Hope it was not too late to vote. Subscriber to your blog; love it.
UHHH!!! so no comments about "...If you know which classic episode of a beloved TV series the title of this post is referring to..."
other than mine!
AND Craig(!), you didn't even acknowledge THAT!
:( Robby sssaaaddd...
(still love you though!)
You are Hilarious!
You've totally got my vote!
Thank you for your posts. Good luck dude!
K.
Nice, but you lost some of your charm with the swipe at the other 2 contestants, although Fausto had it coming, he's plastered his face on anything in sight.
Hey there Craig
Well done for getting this far. Added your blog to my feed reader and I look forward to reading more from you in the future.
How adorkable are you?? :)
Good luck!
haha craig! too funny, thumbs up hope you win!
I am thankful for being able to read your blog. Even if you do not win, you gained a readership, which is a prize within itself. I love your comics you make. They are just as good as a slide show or a video.
It's about time Natalie Portman, your wife, showed up! Good luck!
Go Craig! Another one for the little bloggers everywhere!
Please do remember no matter what happens we will still read your blog regularly. And after reading all your past entries I can say you have improved in the quality of your blog.
This was absolutely hilarious! I love it! Thumbs up!