Hey folks! Craig from Puntabulous here! When I found out the final challenge was going to be karaoke, I almost died. I mean, I've done a different form of karaoke on my blog with Natalie Portman, my wife, such as Baby Got Back and Total Eclipse of the Heart, but never real live singing!
I am most definitely the worst singer in the world. I can't believe I need to inflict this video upon you. You don't deserve it. Well some of you do. Seriously, what's with all the nasty comments? But most of you are upstanding individuals who would never hurt a delicate flower such as myself.
Anyway, here you go. I hope this gets you into the Christmas spirit. Or at the very least inspires you to give me a Thumbs Up. As you will see, I need the prize money for voice lessons.
Bad right? Like, there aren't even words to describe it. But you know, life hands me lemons, and I try my best to make the silliest lemonade possible. Just like everything else, I try to have a good time and not take myself too seriously.
That made me cringe, but fair play Craig! You earned that thumbs up :)
Well this is pretty much the closest thing to Karaoke out of the three. Hahah, so cute. You miss a lot of the words, perfect.
Go Craig!
Aren't you a cutie.
Good job!
omg craig ur so effing cute!!! thumbs up!
Aww, Craig. You're adorable. And your singing voice sounds endearingly like JD on Scrubs, which certainly doesn't hurt.
Thumbs up! That was way too cute.
Okay, so you're not Whitney Houston, but you've continually had my vote throughout this contest. You're adorable.... :) Don't listen to anyone who is saying anything negative about you! You're PUNTABULOUS!
Craig, I sing with the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus. And once in a while we get someone who really wants to sing, but just.... can't. And while we try to be accommodating, there are just times where it won't fly.
We would have a lovely position in our support section for you anytime. But the stage ain't for you sweetie. Sorry!
Nice try though!
Yup, that was definitely terrible but I would rather want you stay in the competition than have Frank around (OMG!). You can't sing but you definitely can blog. Good luck!
It's a good thing I wear Depends because I just wet myself... again.
gosh, you're right. This is the worst karaoke ever.
got a bit painful there towards the middle. enough. bye bye.
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Did you sing "candles in the spinach"?????
Doesn't really matter I guess...anybody who's gonna sing "do-do-do" with antlers while a stuffed orange dinasaur sits behind him deserves a thumbs up!
HUGS..
The funny thing is that you do not sound like this in person. AT ALL! Though i've never heard you sing. Thumbs up.
You are kind of shy in the video but cute !
You deserve the 2nd place. :-)
I gave my thumbs up to you and thumbs down to one of the others. The other, well, actually ran a good gig . . . so I couldn't quite thumbs-down him.
But I didn't thumbs-up him either.
Does that count for anything?
I'm so ashamed.
Good luck from one of your . . . fruit flies . . . You're still my no. 1 gay blogger.
I got sooo depressed while watching this! Thumbs up!
That was awesome... I love how half the words just became indistinguishable mumbling.
That's exactly how I would do karaoke!
u are so cute.....i dont care how u sound!
love it! *votes*
I was expecting show tunes, and a big outlandish performance from all three people. But instead I get treated to a SIMS 2 AMV, a terrible mash of songs and then you--a reindeer in headlights. SIGH, thumbs up!
For an aspiring ex-paleontologist, that was probably an applaudable effort, and you do have the adorably cute geeky image going for you. However, I'm not so sure that this competition should be decided just on the basis of singing ability; this is not, after all, an Idol competition. I believe our final three has all demonstrated their unique personalities, but at the end of the day, the best blog should be the most entertaining, most thought-provoking, most original, most poignant, most informative and most relevant. While I think you're doing pretty good, I think your blog still has a ways to go.
So cute. I loved every second of it. No, you're not the best singer but who cares. You're adorable and this contest is yours.
Well. that's one way to keep strays off the street, 'cause dude, you howled. That is only cute if it's closed captioned. Thumbs down.
Shocked by your voice. Not what I thought you'd sound like at all. You are consistently the funniest and hardest-working gay blogger I know. If the haters don't get you, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
You're still adorkable. :)
Wow...just wow. It's everything I could have hoped for and more. I hope you win Craig. Good luck.
I found it adorable that you lost your place to the song and had to backtrack. You sing better than me, so I gave you a thumbs up and sent your YouTube around to some friends.
That is one of my favorite broadway albums as well. Though I wish I could get the soundtrack to the TV Movie that Luceal Ball did. It was funny all the work they had to do on that to get her voice ok.
This was too awful (and thus hugely endearing) for me to give my vote to anyone else.
Brava! Now...don't sing again.
that was adorable.
Cutest. Thing. Ever. (No I'm not his mom.)
i could only take 12 seconds of that.
Oh, honey, that was terrible! But I love you anyway and gave you a thumbs up. You don't sing well, but you sing better than my dad and youngest brother. It is painful to hear you sing, but it is torture to listen to them.
I admire a guy who is willing to be so silly on the Interweb. Those antlers and the nose ... over the top, baby.
That was hilarious. Great song choice! I just realized that my votes might not be counted because Britt and I are in the same office with the same IP!
I luv you bitch! you are so handsome and gay u remind me of my cousin I used to fool around and finger a lot!
Your sining was lame and the video quality gets second place.
Craig ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You seem like a sweet person, so I'm not going to give you the reading I could (it is, after all, the holiday season). I'm sure you have a lot of great talents, but singing is not one of them.
You need some training, but you have a nice enough voice :D.
I'm a voice major, and I give Puntabulous TWO THUMBS UP for this karaoke. ;)
Merry Xmas Rudolph ;)
Too funny!
the things you'll do for porn.....
Ummm, What????
i am really wondering why YOU are still here. you are so lame. what is up with you. i find nothing appealing at all, your entries for gaybloggies, the way you look, and that voice. my god. THUMBS DOWN, honey. just go to your mommy.
Cute, lol, I might be in love!
That was great! Well, maybe great isn't the best word for it, but definitely the most entertaining. But I still think you're great! Besides, your blog is the funniest one I've ever seen. Thumbs up!
And I thought all gay guys could sing! Wow, was I ever wrong! Nice effort though.
omg! that was sooo cute :]
i like how your voice goes down an octave at the end of the clip. ha ha ha.
i wish i could vote for you a million times so you can win...but lets face it, you have like 15 comments and some other guy has like 115. it looks like the show is over :[ bad luck old chap.
...why is this comments so long?
I'm with Dana........
You are great...........really cute to.
I could NEVER do even half of what you did !!
Yay, sexy nerds. I want to see it done in xmas boxer briefs next time :)
I'll be honest, that was awful. But, I would also do really badly myself, so good show :)
Craig you are the guy next door, and I liked the song. Good effort.
Ghastly, but I laughed so hard my sinuses hurt. Thumbs up!!
I'm so in love with you. Let me know if you ever have a yen for some Manhattan Polar Bear. I voted and I had my friends my vote. if you don't win, there is NO god.
I loved how you hummed the parts you didnt know. Good Job!
OH dear! That was.......like fingers on a blackboard hun!
Thumbs up though for the effort! lol...
But I still like the way you write and this isn't about singing...you were brave to do it!
Screw Josh Groban! I got chills! It's as if your soothing voice wrapped itself around my soul like a warm blanket. Huzzah!