CITIZENDANGERX IS WIDELY RECOGNIZED AS THE WORLD’S FOREMOST LOMOCELEBUTANTATOGRAPHER.
YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF THAT BEFORE? WE AREN’T SURPRISED.
YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO.
CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A TASTEMAKER, THE PERSON-IN-THE-KNOW THAT PEOPLE-IN-THE-KNOW SEEK OUT TO GET IN-THE-KNOW, SPECIALIZING IN LOMO, PHOTOGRAPHY, ART DIRECTION, DESIGN, FASHION, DRAG-QUEEN COACHING AND LINE-DANCING INTERVENTION, CITIZENDANGERX IS A NAME THAT HAS BECOME SYNONAMOUS WITH MASCULINE BEAUTY.
OUR MOST SIGNIFICANT LINKS WITH PAST SOCIETIES ARE MADE THROUGH CERAMICS. POTTERY SPEAKS TO US FROM THE PAST ABOUT PLEASURE, SHARING, SPIRITUALITY AND WHAT IT IS TO BE HUMAN. YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO IGNORE THE LAST TWO LINES. CITIZENDANGERX DOES NOT MAKE POTTERY.
BORN IN 1977 IN A SMALL HUNGARIAN FISHING VILLAGE, CITIZENDANGERX DECIDED AS A YOUNG BOY TO IMPROVE THE WORLD BY SHARING HIS SPECIAL GIFT FOR MAKING STUFF PRETTY. AN HONORS GRADUATE OF THE KALOTOSZEG COLLEGE OF ART, DENTISTRY AND FARM TECHNOLOGY AT THE TENDER AGE OF 9, CITIZENDANGERX WAS THE FIRST IN HIS FAMILY TO LEAVE HUNGARY. AT AGE 10 HE SET OFF TO AMERICA TO START A NEW LIFE.
AFTER A BRIEF AND TRAUMATIC INTERNSHIP AS SHOULDER-PAD TECHNICIAN ON THE HIT TV SHOW DYNASTY, CITIZENDANGERX LEFT THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF PRIME-TIME TELEVISION TO FOCUS SOLELY ON PHOTOGRAPHY AND RAISING MINIATURE DROMEDARY.
Ok, wait. HOLD IT! Don't believe a word of that (as if you did.)
Here's the real skinny: I'm a 30-year old man. I like sharing my slightly-skewed view of the world with the people who read my blog. At citizendangerx.com you can read about a wide-range of subjects from the hottest new music to my favorite recipe for greenbean casserole (the secret is in the cream!) And I love photography. I'm addicted to self-portraiture and snapping photos of the world around me. Oh yeah, and hot naked people. I work too much, date too little and love my crazy life.
I'm a guy who is stuck in the middle. I have a corporate job that pays the rent, and a creative passion that threatens to break the bank at times. Too thick to be a twink and not gruff enough to be a bear. Not quite as funny as David Sedaris, but better looking? (Or at least a lot less annoying sounding. Have you heard that voice?!)
I'm like Sarah Silverman in a Chewbacca costume. Seriously. Vote for me!
XO
D'Mike.
Michael, you're the first to post on GB2008! CONGRATS and cheers to a first great entry!! WOOF!
Michael, you are way hotter than Chewbaca.
this guy is such a funny individual.... and have you seen his pictures? yes WAY cuter than david sedaris... when human cloning becomes legal.... i want one like him! ok?
hot!
Mike is one talented artist. I enjoy his work. He is very funny and one good looking man. :-)
That's the hotness right there...no really, scorching...like, surface of the sun hot! Apply your SPF250 bitches!
i want that green bean casserole recipe!
Hubba hubba! ;-)
keep posting self-portraits and you'll get my vote!
Could it be possible there is someone who takes more photos of themselves than me??? I will have to spend some time on this blog... woof!
Awww, thanks for all the comments guys!
Keep reading, it only gets better!
XO
D'Mike
Mike! what are the secrets for conquer you? ;)
Mike, you are one amazing guy, more amazing than peanut butter cheese cake. And that is saying alot. lol. -cj
I happened on your blog by accident, but your well-thought out information, writing and heart-felt style definitely put you above and beyond the others in this competition. Of course, it doesn't hurt that you look like a character out of one of my books either, but then again, the reality of you eclipses anything I could write regarding your looks. You're a handsome, talented guy and definitely worth my vote. Keep up the good work, handsome!
i'm sorry but i think Bryanboy is way better. but you're cute..=)