Who is the hottest man on the planet earth? Who should I pick for this Gay Bloggies challenge? There are so many hunks... I asked my husband Marc Felion and the next thing I felt was his shoe hitting the back of my head.
When I asked him why he hit me with his shoe, he hit me again with his other shoe. "Ow! What was that for?" I turned around, he gave me that look, I KNEW what my answer had to be.
Seriously though, Marc is the sexiest man alive. Please don't hit me Marc! I don't date ugly and Marc is such a handsome man. His deep voice betrays a vulnerable passion that resonates with me and our listeners, seducing anyone he meets instantly.
His gentle charm disguises his rebellious Catholic school upbringings and I'm often surprised by the hilarious jokes he comes up with. Of all the men I've been with, and I've been with a lot, he's the sexiest by far.
He's a great lover, the kind of man you want to kiss and kiss and then kiss some more until the dawn comes and the birds start chirping. I met Marc in a seedy bar in Chicago where men cruised each other hard and beers were a dollar. I had asked him "Say, don't I know you from the Internet?" I could have sworn this was the guy I was working on AOL the night before. It was 1999 and Marc was mortified that I thought we were cruising each other online. What a geeky pick-up line he thought!
Marc smiled and said it wasn't him but offered me a drink. We talked and kissed and I took him home. Little did he realize because of the dark bar lighting that my hair was colored by Jo-Jo, the famous Chicago club kid who did Dennis Rodman's hair at the time. I had blue, red and green hair with black leopard spots.
Over the summer, Marc and I dated and I knew my fate had been sealed. Today we work and play together and every day I find him to be hotter and hotter.
He's my "number one" and I love the journey that is our daily talk show, the Feast of Fools. Just for fun, here is a wallpaper photo-montage I made of photos of Marc Felion:
I may be married, but I am far from being dead. One of the most thrilling aspects of doing our daily talk show is knowing that we have a large and sexy audience listening to our shows every day. Any time I feel like throwing in the towel I imagine these sexy mo-fo's wearing a towel and that keeps be going on strong.
Here's is a short list and by no means the only hot men who listen and watch our shows:
Yves from New York City, USA:
Tom from London, England:
Luis from Hollywood, USA:
Sid from San Francisco, USA:
Maurice from Berlin, Germany:
Andreas from Malmo, Sweden:
2qt2bst8 from Hong Kong:
Jonathan from Los Angeles, USA:
Cool. gay domestic violence stories are hot. NOT
And neither are any of those "fans" ... icky.
Mark is definitely hot. I'll take him over a digitalized Beowulf come to life in my shower any day!
Marc is a hot man. I really like his nice laughter on the best podacst which is out there, the feast of fools. Always make me laugh too. :)
From the listeners, Luis is hot ! Definitely I will send him a private message.
Bob Furapples=Troll
hey, furryapples, why are you always trying to trash fausto? unfair. second time, i've seen.
you're probably a fair bit less hot than marc and the others, but you're definitely a billion times more of an asshole.
I want fausto to win, but i don't go bitch about the other guys. I find the one guy cheesy and corny and the other guy pretentious, but i am not naming names. keep it a fair fight, at least in the comments, dick.
OK boys, let's play nicely here. Bob, here's a bone, go fetch. Please.
As for Marc: Zowie bumbowie... he's a sexy man and a damn sweet one too. I say this because I know him personally. And I say that because it's true, not because I'm some stalkerish type weirdo that hangs around their condo day and night, camped out on the back porch, hoping they'll open the door and let me in. Not at all. It's because I truly and humbly think he's a great guy. (Yes, I think Fausto is great, too. So there. Nyah.) And the listeners are ALL sexy. That was just a mere sampling of the sheer sexiness that radiates from the ends of the internets of the Feast of Fools listenership. So there. Thumbs up. GO FAUSTO! :-)
Mark is a dream boat... and that voice!!!! Every time I hear him my balls tingle...
Oh my god that is so cute! (*pinches fausto on the cheek) I love that montage of Marc too. Very sexy!
Everyone gets an opinion. Mine is that Fausto sucks.
YaY! for Marc!
That's not fair to rag on Bob Furapples there. He is free to express whatever opinion he chooses.
That being said, I believe him to be an ignorant tool.
First off, the assumption that this is a domestic violence story is unfounded. If had actually been paying attention to Fausto's writing style he would have picked up on the obvious humour in the story and been able to distinguish between real domestic abuse and playful violence.
Second, "hotness" is a completely subjective trait. Fausto perceives them as hot and he thusly placed them. Yes it's his opinion that they are not "hot" but it is also incredibly rude to insult others over something they had no choice in. Fausto picked them, they didn't ask to be picked. Only douche-bags attack the defenseless.
Third, what is with the quotations on the word "fans?" Does he doubt that they are fans of Fausto? Is he questioning the idea of Fausto having fans? Is he just an arrogant prick with nothing better to do than post idiotic comments on the internet that doesn't understand how to use quotation marks?
I'm betting on the latter.
That's sweet :-)
It's really disturbing how much fun the cake sitting videos are, especially Jonathan's. Yum!
ah....how cute....
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Marc has one of the sexiest voices I have ever heard. Those wallpaper shots were great. I enjoy listening to both of you everyday. Best of luck! Hope you win.
I think Mr. Furapples is hysterical... or rather the amount of time you have invested in trashing him, while trying to make the point that it is shitty to trash people. Meanwhile you all have ignored the purpose of being here... to comment on the blog!
Personally i found this one saccharine-sweet. To the point of vomiting. Same with CitizenDanger's.
But hey- maybe I am sad I don't have a husband. LOL
Loved the cake sitting, but this does nothing for me. It's not a cop-out to talk about your husband in this round, but if you're gonna do that, do it with some humour or irony to keep us interested please. Thumbs down I'm afraid this round.
I completely agree, Marc, you're simply stunning. Fausto toooo =D
Marc and Fausto are two for the kindest men I have ever encountered. In my book that makes them super hot.
OMG!!! He is Mr. Big!!!
awww... It has felt lonely to see Fausto battling it out all alone. I always think of you guys as a couple -- and a hot couple, for sure!
p.s. I loved Fausto's heels, but I like Marc's shoes even better! Watch out, I am going to raid your shoe closet...
Bob,
I don't see how you can think Fausto sucks...
At least he's not a self-indulgent tool like a certain other blogger in this competition.
It's sad but true, those people are Hot Hot Hot, to bad I am not on that list, LOL. Marc, god damn, wish you would keep me warm on these cold wisconsin nights
marc has the sexiest voice....
What is more hot then having a dedicated devoted partner. That is hot!
Yay! Fausto!
Hot Fans, Hot Man, Hot Fausto, Hot Hot Hot, or Hot^3 for s0m3 of you! Excellent work Fausto, and that montage is the freakin bomb!!! Good Luck, hope ya win!
Yaay! :-)
YAY!!!
Mark is hot you knucklehead-poor boy has to throw a shoe at your ass to take notice-shame on you! Don't worry Mark sweetie, we pretty ones always get taken for granted after awhile....