There is nothing more attractive to me in a man than self-love, and my Gay Bloggie competitor Bryanboy has far more than your average 17-year-old.
His boundless confidence lets him strike a perfect pose every time, whether it's with a handbag...
Or a hot dog...
Or a toilet...
And he's never afraid to face the camera, even at the most embarrassing moments...
But before you go and vote for Bryanboy and all his hottest-on-planet-Earthness, I ask you to consider one thing: Do you think it's fair for one person to possess not only beauty and youth, but a $2500 cash prize as well?
I didn't think so!
On !! omg blog !! you can find whatever man you think is the hottest on planet Earth, and he'll be naked! Isn't that worth a thumbs up?
(Image Source: bryanboy.com)
i only gave this a thumbs up because it was about bryanboy! :p TEAM BRYANBOY!
Thanks for making me the hottest. I love you Frank. I really do. Heck, I'll let you punch my prostate with your cock and let you cover my bowels with your creamy thick white population paste until PETA calls it quits.
But god damn you misleading son of a bitch with your cheap tricks!!! UGH!!!
THIS IS WAR! WAR, I TELL YOU!!!!
:-)
DO NOT VOTE FOR FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frank - we all think YOU'RE the hottest on Earth.
Hey Frank,
Um interesting response. I would disagree that self-love is attractive. How is it attractive that someone loves themself more than they love you. If my woman loves herself and cares more about herself than other people, where does that leave me?
And don't make bring up the most un-self-loving one to ever live, who gave up his own life because he loves you so much and wants to be in a relationship with you. Have you given that guy a chance, or do you love yourself too much?
Kinda bad taste you got in men Hon, so its thumbs down for me :( better luck next time. hugsssssssss :)
CHEAP PLUG hahaha Bryanboy>you.
fail.
I gave you a thumbs up... mostly because I think you're super hot and I want to make out with you... just sayin.
I get the joke... it is a joke right?
Ha ha, sorry Frank, but you're the hottest of them all!
Good Luck!
I love you frank.
youre cheap.
thumbs down because its obvious what you are trying to do :[
Re: "But god damn you misleading son of a bitch with your cheap tricks!!!"
I think my post is only misleading if you were assuming that Bryanboy would call HIMSELF the Hottest Man On Planet Earth in his own post, which he obviously didn't.
I don't know why I'm getting crucified for admiring a fellow blogger! I've got nothing but love for you all. xo Frank
Umm ... eww. Frank, you're hilarious, but of this I do NOT approve. Thumbs down, for the first time.
lame.
i think this shows how ugly a person can be...
Hmm, Frank. Not my favourite post, but you're a real hottie and I wouldn't be without my OMG posts each morning so I voted for you. I like the idea of choosing a fellow competitor though. Nice bit of irony and humour coming through. One thing though, don't keep mentioning the prize money - you're beginning to sound really desperate and that's rather an off-putting trait. Just my humble opinion from across the pond!
Down.
Because Bryanboy says so.
Thumbs down :(
Frank,I still love you but if it was anyone else it would be thumbs down this round.Hope this choice doesn't cost you the win.
bad choice..... tsk tsk tsk.... thumbs down...
Thumbs down. It's not an honest answer to the topic at all. It's a gimmick, trick. :( Close to that other blogger who bribed that half his winnings would go to charity.
Yeah wonderful another queen who loves himself, is that supposed to be original? More like not attractive at all. He loves posing for cameras, WONDERFUL, also not attractive.
Brillian Frank, you see this is why i read frank everyday, he is smarter more flamboyant, pithy erudite camp and cutting. This post proves he is an evil genius.
Sorry i just have to say, STOP BADMOUTHING FRANK just because you were outplayed by him. Frank really needs/wants to win the cash prize and i dont blame him, and im glad he is going about it by being smart cunning a hilarious. THATS WHY HE IS THE BEST GAY BLOGGER OUT THERE, and should WIN THE AWARD.
Completely cheap and a poor attempt to cash in on Bryanboy's popularity.
Thumbs down, see ya next year.
Bryanboy's popularity? In the wrods of my beloved grandmother: "Bitch, Please!"
Do you think it's fair for one person to possess not only beauty and youth, but a $2500 cash prize as well?
DOES THAT YOU MEAN YOU THINK YOU DESERVE IT INSTEAD?
[Toby: Guys, here's a reminder for everyone to be civil towards one another. Thank you. Cluy, we had to edit out your last bits. Easy on the tone. Woof!!]
I hope I am voting for Frank, because this is really confusing.
I really don't like Bryanboy at all. But because Frank can do no wrong, I gave a thumbs up. Bryanboy is tres buck.
yay! i thought this was sweet and funny-- i don't know what the hell everyone else's problem is.
I gave you a thumbs up. I thought it was a good idea to post something like this. Some people need to quit complaining about it all. Obviously the post is a joke and not meaning anyone harm. Geesh!
Must be all that Crystal he collects. . . .
You guys are so stupid for thinking that's not meant as a joke.