I'm not sure how long Alexyss Tylor's Vagina Power public access show has been on the air, but the moment I watched her for the first time on YouTube (April 17, 2007), I knew I would never hear so much wisdom from one person ever again. It was, in fact, the second most important moment of 2007.

One of my favorite quotes:

"We're hooked on the Penis Power and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate's what, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm. We have to see what our issue is, because a man like that does not respect a woman."

The importance of the Vagina Power YouTube video for me was only surpassed by that of the dance remix, which I discovered a couple weeks later (May 1, 2007):

I listened to the remix on repeat until I entered a meditative trance. And when I woke, there was absolute clarity and the message of 2007 was running through my brain: "dick'll make you slap somebody."

Talk about an important moment! I will carry that lesson in my heart even when 2007 is a distant memory.

Of course I don't have to tell all you avid readers of !! omg blog !! and Queerclick anything about the power of the penis. But I will tell you that I'll share my entire porny prize with you all if you give me the thumbs up to keep me in the game! Non-stop contests till the porn is gone, but only if I win. xo Frank

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