Throughout the Gay Bloggies competition, we have all been up against blogs very different from our own and have received support (and criticism) from an equally diverse group of fans. If anything, we all represent a few tiny points on the beautiful rainbow spectrum of Gayness.
But what does "Gayness" mean anyway? Let's study the evidence.
Gayness is... Star Quality (real or imagined):
Gayness is... Nude Opera:
Gayness is... "Retarded" (according to Apostle Delphine Thomas, a "prophetess chosen and ordained by God"):
Gayness is... Sean Connery in this photo:
Gayness is... Cute, Cuddly, and Pervy all at the same time:
Gayness is... Prayer (it didn't work for Ted Haggard... Or arguably it did):
Gayness is... Hilarious (as evidenced by these frat boys dancing around in thongs laughing at the funniness of it all):
Gayness is you and me. It's all of us. I hate to get too introspective, but competing against this particular group of guys for this competition made me realize that there are many gay universes outside of !! omg blog !!. They may baffle and frustrate me at times, but together we all make up the Grand Gay Matrix for better or for worse.
And there is one undeniable fact that links us all together.
Gayness Is... Remixing Aaron Carter's cock:
It's been real, everyone! I hate to say "goodbye" in case there is a surprise Round 13, so I'll say "happy holidays" instead with the music video for supermodel Heidi Klum's Christmas song "Wonderland."
If Gayness is anything, it's Heidi Klum blowing gold dust kisses from a CGI horse and carriage:
you are the best :)
you are the one .......... go Frank go !!
franck je t'adore et j'ai voté pour toi mais j'ai peur pour la suite....
Great Post Frank!
"Gayness is... Sean Connery in this photo" - Hilarious!
Sweetheart, are you GAY?! OMG!!... You rock!!
Frank! Frank! Frank! I love your blog. Let's hold a party on Church to celebrate your success! Invite ALL your bloggies and we'll see how many thousands of people we can get in The Black Eagle or Zelda's, or in The Cellar! Good luck! I love you. I love Toronto! I love Canada!
A big fan from Spain. Frank you are the best.
Gayness is....Frank walking away with the win!!! Go Frank go.....victory is near!
Gayness is your blog. I just love it. I'm away for the holidays and nowhere near a computer so I will come back on 28th and see if you've won (which of course, if there's any justice in the world, you will have done). Merry Christmas Frank and all you other hot guys out there. xx
I enjoyed this little excursion!! Love your sense of humour!!
frank, you're my fave. i think i
i finished fucking you, in my mind. thats gay. and hooray!!!
go frank! you have to win!
OMGblog ROCKS!!!
OMG! You're gonna win! I know it! Woo!
I like the vids, it's great way to get your point across!
Good luck!
Yay Frank! I voted for you... and I'm going to make my sister vote too, so I'm crossing my fingers!
Frank, you're the best, and always will be. Have a really Gay Holiday.
I am sorry about you competitors nasty jab about blogging shouldn't be about "selling t-shirts." I know this was a jab to your efforts. Keep up the hard work, I know that you will win this competition, Fausto.
In case you wanted to know what I would add to your definition of gayness, it is this: Gayness is also living life without worrying of other people's perceptions of you. Fausto, you Posses this while caring about the greater good & having a passionate concern of those around you. That is why you, Fausto, will have the Gay Bloggie crown on your head soon!
Always the best!
That Connery pic has shocked me!!!
Frank rules!!!
I found your blog completely by accident one day and now I can't get enough. Good luck, I hope you win!!!
Frank, I've voted for you every round. You are great and, in my opinion, the best of them all. I didn't like very much you asking us to vote against your opponents, but still I hope you win. You deserve it. Your blog is just amazing and this last post unbelievable. Keep it up!
Voted again!
OMG, remixing Aaron's cock is so funny and yet so sad...
Way to go, Frank! I know you will win!
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Dude, I live in Chicago but I would NEVER vote for that wimp Fausto (now THAT'S gayness). You rule. Whether it's gratuitous nudity (I mean come on, Tim DeKay has a big pee-pee) or dumb animal pictures, you entertain. Well done. I hope you win - as you're already a winner to us.
You've totally gotten all thumbs up from me. It's not like I don't like your competitors, but you're so much better, I had to give them thumbs down!!
Yay!! win win win.. i love you... and I'm so gay for saying that!
Gayness needs a re-birth. Thanks for the reminder Frank!
Best of luck to you Frank!! Your blog is awesome!!
Of wow, Frank. I've been voting for you this whole time, but nothing prepared me for this. Great post!
Ummm, you're blog consists of (mainly) other people's You Tube videos?
What's with that?
Pictures of celebrities and random YouTube videos I can find on my own. This wannabe Perez Hilton gets my thumbs down.
We don't know who you are, what your last name is, or why we don't see any current photos of you in this contest. IS that tiny thumbnail even your real photo? Why don't we see any current pictures of you Frank? The fact you chose to do a lame slide show instead of taking a risk and putting yourself in front of the camera (most digital camereas can do video nowdays) is no excuse.
The reason we know nothing about you, is because you're in the closet. For whatever reason, you don't want your audience to know who you are. A closeted gay guy does not deserve my vote.
Re: "The reason we know nothing about you, is because you're in the closet."
I think this is my favorite blog comment of all time. I've been called a lot of things, but this is a first time I've ever been accused of being in the closet!
FYI there are a lot of reasons why someone might choose not to flood his blog with photos of himself. !! omg blog !! exists as a mode of entertainment, not self-revelation, and I think I've stayed true to that throughout the competition.
Damn right Frank!!! Please keep us happy and horny! THUMBS UP!!!
I think Frank needs to take anti-bitch pill...every day.
"wannabe Perez Hilton"?! Obviously YOU have never bothered to read OMG. Comparing a well written,funny blog with well placed nudity (and lots of it),to a freak that scribbles on other photographers photos (as in STOLEN and uncredited) makes snyde comments on celebrities that don't kiss up to him or out "alledgedly" gay celebrities,is like comparing apples to pig droppings.
Go Frank !
I think we should celebrate the birth of our gay messiah.....FRANK!
Love you, love your show. first time caller, longtime listner, Aaron
I love your blog.
Ur blog is my favorite one...
I hope u win, good luck, and have a good holiday!
I love you're blog, I hope you win.
Awesome Blog!