One thing I've learned from writing !! omg blog !! since 2003 is that no one likes a blog entry that takes longer than one minute to read and digest, and that's only if there is some sort of nudity. Otherwise it's thirty seconds. So here I go: start counting.
It all started with a simple mirror.
That healthy interest in myself led naturally to an interest in spandex.
Which continued into adulthood. I had to glue my friend's hair onto my face because I can't grow a real moustache.
My cat Anderson Pooper is adorable.
He sits with me while I write my blog, which serves only one purpose: to entertain you. It's not my online diary nor any other sort of emotional outlet. I only hope it makes you laugh, or think, or get a boner.
Remember what sets !! omg blog !! apart:
Our readers are smarter than average.
So do the smart thing and vote for me, please please please. I really need the money.
xo Frank
OMG, of course I voted for Frank. He's the BOMB!
OMG! You are like the one girl in Le Tigre. Only she grows a better moustache.
I LOVE it!!!
Best of luck in the blog battle. =)
OMGBlog is my fave!
I LOVE Frank's site (do I have to be gay? I could give it a try)
OMG, who else would anyone vote for?
yes u can hope so u make us have so much fun
OMG i love your blog! good luck frank!
I'm addicted to omgblog, and since you brighten up my life... =)
Best of luck!
[dave]
Short, sweet, to the point! FUNNY! Love this guy already -- now have a new blog to read! Best of luck to you, Frank.
The first thing I do each morning, once I've made my breakfast, is sit at the computer and catch up with the OMG blog. There is no better endorsement than that!
I don't even have breakfast until I've had my share of OMG. I've found out that one dose of retardedness is much better and healthier than coffee. It doesn't stain your teeth either, though some parts of the blog may cause stains of a different nature.
I must say though, that I did not need to see that last photo of Frank
I have become a dick ted to OMG....hot celebrity skin with great humor and fun stuff thrown in.Great way to start and end my day.Good luck and let's hope the prize is better than that tacky ass Dancing With The Stars mirror ball trophy.....lol
We love OMG! Where else can you see celebrety scrotum, baby animals and freaky Mormons. Best of luck and congratulations.
Dude, I tried to vote twice and couldn't. I LOVE your blog. You sealed my adoration when you posted naked Dekay from Tell Me You Love Me. As for your 'stache, well, you need at least one little flaw. "Anderson Pooper" - too clever for your own good. Good luck.
TOBY: That's cos we discouraging multiple votes per person. Please vote each entry you support only once to keep this contest fair. Thanks.
I loved your blog from the moment someone sent me that entry about Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu as young hotties in a three way. Thanks Frank, good luck!
i check it daily.
lol
luvz it!
Can't get through the day without my OMG!
Frank! Love OMG!!! Love, Love, Love! One of the few sites I MUST see everyday!!!
Yea OMG!!!
BTW Frank... you're CUTE. Never saw your pic before!
Pete Love your boy