Readers of !! omg blog !! will know that I have had at least a three-year moratorium on Paris Hilton-related items.
There has been major Paris over-saturation in the blogosphere, and I have chosen not to contribute to it mainly because I have found this bulldog in a lobster costume to be more compelling (and well-dressed) and these fratboys in thongs more able to hold my attention. Even Paris's attempts to be sexy (illustrated below) are not nearly as titillating as the Larry Craig scandal, but really, the lack of Paris on !! omg blog !! just comes down to my earnest efforts to only feature real women with real talent.
So here is my confession. Now that no one cares about Paris anymore and she's gone to seminary or wherever she is, I can't get her off my mind! Did she really find Jesus in prison? Is she starting a new life?
To show you just how serious I am, I will post two funny pictures of Paris, which is something I would never allow myself to do on my own blog. Oh, the catharsis!
Enjoy the sluttiness, and don't forget to vote for meeeeeeeee! xo Frank
Don't cry, Paris. I just made you a little more famous!
fingers crossed Frank.
I'm Frank's #1 fan. OMG Blog is Awesome!
Awesome blog
Keep up the great work at omgblog...I love reading you everyday!
Sincerely
Wade J
frank - you rock! your blog gets me through the week at work! best o' luck, stud!
Frank, best of luck to you! You deserve it!
Best of luck, Frank! xoxo
[dave]
Love the omgblog. Check it almost every day!
lmao really good blog! and love the bit where you said "Don't cry, Paris. I just made you a little more famous!" rofl!!
good luck frank! You can do it!! Love the blog- read it every day
!!OMG!! forever!
Paris was recently here in Seoul, Korea to promote FILA clothings. Apparently she was paid a million dollars to be the brand ambassador for Fila Korea. It was such an irony that a few weeks before she arrived, the Dalai Lama of Tibet was refused a visa to get here. What can you say about this country?
I love your Blog Frank. All the best. I'll vote everyday !!!!
Frank - well wishes to the man responsible for serving up the best news and celebrity wang this side of Sodom.
I vote for OMG!!!
Best gay blog there is!!!!
Yea OMG!!!!!
OMG is #1...Paris...happily is not!
OMG..........I run to it every night.......so damn entertaining!
I love your blog..I even advertise on it now. Larry
DOnt diss my Frank!! If yer gonna, well; then pray tell; why are you here!! OMG RULES!!
Frank-you definitely have my vote! Truly one of my favorite blogs out there! Thanks for sparing us the Paris stuff.
omgblog.com IS THE BEST!
Love ya Frank!
Greetings from Winnipeg, Canada!
rb
!!OMG!! rocks
omg....i've spent so much time reading your blog. it's been worth it.
I just heard Paris say "Frank likes me. He really LIKES me."
Isn't that second photo of Paris acually her sister whosiwhat? (Bossy would like you to meet the two Hilton sisters: Paris, and Not Paris.)
GOARN FRANK! ALL THE WAY MY SON! :)
omg! love your blog....good luck! the paris post is funny and cute!
I'm thinking 99% of these comments are Frank himself.
Dear "not Frank,"
Is it that hard for you to believe that I have 27 fans out of the thousands of blog readers out there? Be nice and maybe I'll share one of my porn memberships with you after I win this thing.
xo F